A couple of laughs

The story of the gynecologist who was sick of dealing with HMO, Insurance, law suits, etc. he decided to go to school and take up another profession.

Went to school to be a car mechanic.
When it was time to take the final exams, He was all ready. Took the final exam and on hands test, when the results came back he saw his score was 150%.

How can that be? 150%??? So he questioned the professor.

Well said the professor:
You got 50% for disassembling the motor.
Another 50% for reassembling the motor.


AND


ANOTHER 50% for doing it thru the muffler.





And the story of the lady who went to the pharmacy to and ask to buy cyanide.
Pharmacist--- I can't sell you cyanide....It's illegal.
Lady---But I have to have it, I want to kill my husband.
Pharmacist---Can't do it.

Lady reaches into her purse and takes out a photo and hands it to the pharmacists.
(It is a photo of her husband and in his arms he has the pharmacist wife.)

The pharmacist stands there a few moments looking at the photo then said.


"You didn't tell my you had a prescription."